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| User: | meangreenthing (13573858) The Little Green Book
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| Name: | Meanie | ||
| Location: | United Kingdom | ||
| Bio: |  What is Meanie? Meanie is a mean, mean beta. Meanie by name, meanie by nature. What more do you need to know? Translations from the Meanish: ^.^ = happy!Meanie ^.^! = ecstatic!Meanie ^O^! = wahey!Meanie ^.~ = winking!Meanie (which can indicate sarcasm or innuendo among other things) ^.^; = sweatdrop!Meanie v.v = sad!Meanie v.v! = anguished!Meanie ;.; = weepy!Meanie ;.;! = sobbing!Meanie >.> / <.< = shifty!Meanie ._. = deflated!Meanie XD = amused!Meanie XD! = lol!Meanie (laughing out loud) XD!! = LOL!Meanie (laughing out louder) XD!!! = LMAO!Meanie (laughing mean arse off!) ¬.¬ = deadpanstare!Meanie ¬.¬; = surroundedbyidiots!Meanie x.x = tired!Meanie (or erk!Meanie) x.x! = wipedout!Meanie (or majorerk!Meanie) b^.^ = thumbsup!Meanie p¬.¬ = thumbsdown!Meanie >.< = doh!Meanie >.<; = ugh!Meanie >.< ! = angry!Meanie >O< !!! = AAARGH!Meanie (better hope you never see this one...)  If you're in need of my betaing services, complete the following steps: 1 - Check your ego size and level of self-esteem. If self-esteem low, do not apply. If ego large, apply only if willing to be knocked down several pegs. (I do not argue with my clients. I just stop working for them.) 2 - Check to see if your fandom is listed under my interests. If not and patient, check back later - I will gradually add other fandoms to my portfolio. If not and impatient, go away and save us both some bother. 3 - Comment on this entry with: ---- your username ---- the fandom your piece is for ---- the kind of checking you want (proof-reading for posting, help on problems during development, suggestions for overall improvement etc) ---- the approximate length of what you've got (whether it's finished or not) ---- some way for me to contact you (e-mail, a public entry you don't mind having a comment-convo on, something like that) 4 - Wait for me to get back to you. During busy times it may be a few days, but I'll usually get back to you within the day. I reserve the right to refuse any job for any reason my mean green heart may contrive. I also reserve the right to be extremely mean, though I will maintain a civil approach for as long as your behaviour warrants it. I promise not to reveal any of the finer points of your work to anyone before it is released, or to reveal it in any form to anyone who would not ordinarily be allowed to see it if it is within my power to prevent it. I will delete any drafts you send me from my computer as soon as they are no longer needed, and I will not claim anything you send me as my own work whether you eventually decide to release it or not. I do require crediting as beta wherever you do post your work: <*lj* user="meangreenthing"*> will add my name to something if you remove all the *s, but if you post off LJ then credit me as "LJ's meangreenthing" or similar. Some health warnings: - I'm British (and I spell like it, too: Americans beware) - I'm picky (so be prepared to have anything from syntax to a plot point quibbled over) - I don't know everything (so don't hold me to something if I later correct myself) Oh, and one more thing: if I weren't mean I wouldn't be Meanie, but I do occasionally find time to be...almost sweet. Don't hold it against me; it's just a hobby and I can give it up whenever I like. Honest. ^.~ | ||
| Memories: | 12 entries | ||
| Interests: | 47: baten kaitos, being mean, beta reading, big o, bodyboarding, caroline keiff, cassidy janson, christina decicco, dianne pilkington, discworld, dungeons and dragons, fanfic, fanfiction, farscape, femslash, food, golden sun, goth, greek mythology, harry potter, helen dallimore, howl's moving castle, idina menzel, jane austen, katie rowley jones, kerry ellis, lord of the rings, lucy scherer, metal, music, new rocks, outlaw star, princess mononoke, rock, sarah earnshaw, shaman king, sleep, spirited away, star wars, the legend of zelda, v for vendetta, victoria matlock, wicked, wicked london, wicked stuttgart, willemijn verkaik, writing | ||
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| Friend of: | 14: berryswirl, dr_finlay, heatherkinz, joran, katesclothing, lady_macbeth, ladym_writings, meangreenthing, natoshka, pinkys_fic, smthngnbtwn, stella111, thetruthbetween, yan00b | ||
| Member of: | 10: di_pilkington, frankthecomic, gelphie_lovers, girlwank, greengirl_shood, kerry_ellis, thewitches3, tw3_taboo, wicked_fanfic, wicked_uk | ||
| Account type: | Basic Account | ||
